Well, I don?t go out all the time   What kinda fool do you think I am?   But a rowdy Wednesday nighter   Ain?t really somethin? you can plan      Gotta be at work by 7, that?s right   I should be gettin? home, that?s right   I used to do this all the time   But now I really don?t      I pick my parties that?s what I do   I wish that I could hit ?em all   But I've got to pick and choose      I?d be pushin? up daisies   If I did it every day of the week   So I pick my parties   Oh, but sometimes they pick me      Good ones always happen   At the most inconvenient time   But once it gets a goin? and is rollin?   Ain?t no slowin? down the night, oh come on!      That ole? sun might be risin?   ?Fore I get to bed   But I make sure it?s always   With the poundin? in my head      I pick my parties that?s what I do   I wish that I could hit 'em all   But you got to pick and choose      I?d be pushin? up daisies   If I did it every day of the week   So I pick my parties   Oh, but sometimes they pick me      And if I?m gonna do it   I?m gonna do it right   Yeah, if I?m goin? out   I?m goin? out all night      We pick our parties that?s what we do   We wish that we could hit ?em all   But we've got to pick and choose      We?d be pushin? up daisies   If we did it every day of the week   So I pick my parties   Oh, but sometimes      I pick my parties   Oh, but sometimes   We pick our parties   Oh, but sometimes they pick Toby, T and me      How do like us now, baby?