My funny valentine, sweet, comic valentine   You make me smile with my heart   Your looks are laughable, unphotographable   Yet your my favorite work of art      Is your figure less than Greek?   Is your mouth a little weak?   When you open it to speak   Are you smart?      Don't change a hair for me   Not if you care for me   Stay little valentine, stay   Each day is valentine's day      Is your figure less than Greek?   Is your mouth a little weak?   When you open it to speak   Are you smart?      Don't change a hair for me   Not if you care for me   Stay little valentine, stay   Each day is Valentine's Day