I'd like to get away, honey   Somewhere alone with you   It could be oh, so gay, honey   You need a laugh or two      A certain place I know, darling   Where funny people can have fun   That's where the two will go, darling   Before you can count up   One, two, three, four      There's a small hotel with a wishing well   I wish that we were there together   There's a bridal suite   One room bright and neat   Complete for us to share together      Looking through the window   You can see a distant steeple   Not a sign of people   Who wants people?      When the steeple bell says   Good night, sleep well   We'll thank the small hotel together      Looking through the window   You can see a distant steeple   Not a sign of people   Who wants people?      When the steeple bell says   Good night, sleep well   We'll thank the small hotel   We'll creep into our little shell and   We will thank the small hotel together