Hey farmer, you been livin' here all your life, not yet   Hey farmer, where does this road go?   Been livin' here all my life, it ain't gone nowhere yet   Hey farmer, how do you get to Little Rock?      Listen stranger, you can't get there from here   Hey farmer, thought you said that mud-hole weren't very deep?   Only comes up to here on me ducks   Hey farmer, when you gonna fix that leakin' roof?      Ah stranger, when it's a rainin' it's too wet to fix it   And when it's dry it's just as good as any man's house      Hey farmer, you're not too far from a fool are you?   Just a barbed-wire fence between us   Hey farmer, you don't know very much do you?   No, but I ain't lost