I don't feel sympathetic if you took a diuretic   and now you've got to pee   something's in your dome, but you're not at home   this chick is about to OD   elk mating call echo from outside   but it's only kids blowing in horns   she did it at first 'cause she needed the grade   but liked the way the antlers adorned      cab driver with every answer   but too proud to tell anyone   talk radio host late night coast-to-coast   with the find of the millennium   a new theory of time, fix your love life, eliminate accidents   completely confirmed by the evidence   for believers, that is      rat fight in the middle of the night   'cause they didn't know you were there   the high-pitched squeal always gives them away   you can smell by the blood in their hair   so make a dash under the ashtray   or the hole underneath the stair   don't linger for too long   or you might forget why you care      sleeping in the lab just to get the job done   passed out on the floor alone   housekeeping woke me up at 4 AM   I guess that it's time to go home   not quite raining and not quite dry   everything feels soggy and wet   back on track for a little while   but it's too easy to forget      rat fight in the middle of the night   'cause they didn't know you were there   the high-pitched squeal always gives them away   you can smell by the blood in their hair   so make a dash under the ashtray   or the hole underneath the stair   don't linger for too long   or you might forget why you care      rat fight in the middle of the night   'cause they didn't know you were there   the high-pitched squeal always gives them away   you can smell by the blood in their hair   so make a dash under the ashtray   or the hole underneath the stair   don't linger for too long   or you might forget why you care