Even though your letter began with 'Hello'   And ended with 'Love, Helena'   Every single word meant   I'll never see you again      I hate to see you go, but   Too bad you're staying home   It's bon voyage this time, but   You don't even seem to know      You make a bad day much much worse   And I'm tired (Tired of Helena)   You make a bad day so much worse   And I'm tired (Tired of you, Helena)      You left me on a Tokyo train   And you never looked back   You poured ink right on my stain   And you never looked back      Even though your letter began with 'Hello'   And ended with 'Love, Helena'   I can read right through to   Your boa constrictive ways      Goodbye, Helena   You're no good for my health   So goodbye Helena   Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye      Goodbye, Helena   You're no good for my health   So goodbye Helena   Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye      When it's late in the dark of night   I picture you hatching a plan   Convincing yourself   Its the right thing to do      So now you're pacing   Sitting, typing, pacing,   Reading aloud to an empty room   Crossing out with a red pen   Typing some more   Where's that red pen now?      Goodbye      Goodbye, Helena   You're no good for my health   So goodbye Helena   Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye      Goodbye, Helena   You're no good for my health   So goodbye Helena   Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye      Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye Helena