Here I go again, crawling round the floor on my hands and knees   Drooling at the mouth, howling like dog, mad with disease   Play with me, let's play dead, hide and seek under the bed   Here I go again, making puppy dog eyes, just eager to please      Be my valentine, be my valentine, be my valentine   Let me, let me, let me be your dog      Here I go again, digging in the dirt, chasing after sticks   Tease me with treats, make me sit and beg, make me show you tricks   Play with me, let's play ball, pull the paw??? from my ball   Here I go again, give the dog a bone and I'll give you a lick      Be my valentine, be my valentine, be my valentine   Let me, let me, let me be your dog      Put me on leash, take me for a walk, I'll be a good boy   Feel me, need me, love me, treat me like a dog   I want you to be, I need you to      Be my valentine, be my valentine, be my valentine   Let me, let me, let me be your dog   Be my valentine, be my valentine, be my valentine   Let me, let me, let me be your dog