Ya, don't talk   I know there's somebody out there who had a nasty, nasty, nasty friend   They wanna go around humpin' everybody   Can I get a ho? Huh, you know what I'm sayin'?   So I'm gonna talk about this one I had a few years ago, ah ha      I had a friend named Cutie Tootie   Tootie turned tricks to get some Gucci   Known as Loose Bootie   Truly, she was a freak in the evenin'   And if she wasn't teasin', then give me one reason   Why she do that? Always knew that   She was hot as the nectar   Hector said he pecked her, disrespected her   'Cause he bang, bang swang in his dingalang   Broke his back long range and make the ugly bitch sing      Ooh, ooh, why you hurtin' me?   Tell me why more?   Ooh, ooh   Ooh, ooh, why you hurtin' me?   Tell me why more?   Ooh, ooh      Cutie Tootie with her sight   And if she humped Ralph, she humped Bobby, Ricky and Mike   Tight, is the way she wore her dresses   Has she learned her lesson from all the dick testing?   Now I'm guessin', she's layin' in a casket, in a yellow basket   For a Gucci jacket   Daggit, I wish she didn't do those nasty things   'Cause he made the ugly bitch sing      Ooh, ooh, why you hurtin' me?   Tell me why more?   Ooh, ooh, ayy, ayy   Ooh, ooh, why you hurtin' me?   Tell me why more?   Ooh, ooh      Tootie didn't know the facts of life   Stayin' up in clinics, Loosy Bootie mad trife   Feelin', she got the heeby geebies   Quick to give you freebies   Underneath the staircase in Brooklyn   Neighbors out the window sure was lookin'   She greasy like chicken   I don't give a cotton pick and she can do her thing   'Cause me and her don't hang, the ugly bitch sang      Ooh, ooh, why you hurtin' me?   Tell me why more?   Ooh, ooh, ayy, ayy   Ooh, ooh, why you hurtin' me?   Tell me why more?   Ooh, ooh, ayy, ayy      Ooh, ooh, why you hurtin' me?   Tell me why more?   Ooh, ooh   Ooh, ooh, why you hurtin' me?   Tell me why more?   Ooh, ooh      So, you know what?   This should be a lesson for anybody   Who's hangin' with someone who's dirty, nasty, stank   Once again, goin' around humpin' everybody   Everybody and anybody and anything   That's why you make the ugly bitch sing      Ooh, ooh   Ooh, ooh, ooh   Ooh, ooh   Ooh, ooh, ooh   Ooh, ooh