Not a hair out of place    she makes up her face    then she makes up a lie       She's dressed fit to kill    and it takes all his will    not to cry       she don't know that he knows    and he won't let it show    as she's leavin'       ooh, she's not really cheatin'    she's just gettin' even          And he's going through hell    but he knows to well it's deserved    she telling all the same lies    the same alibis that she's heard    two wrongs don't make it right    but he knows tonight she's believing   that's she's not really cheatin'    she's just gettin even.          she's never been untrue    so this is all new    but she's catchin' on fast       her cheatin' is fair    'cause he's done his share   in the past       he has to understand    cause he's an old hand (?)   at this even (?)       so she's not really cheatin'    she's just gettin' even          And he's going through hell    but he knows to well it's deserved    she telling all the same lies    the same alibis that she's heard    two wrongs don't make it right    but he knows tonight    she's believing   that's she's not really cheatin'    she's just gettin even...      [Thanks to Johnny StÃ¥lars for lyrics]