Don't ever trust a woman    Until she's dead and buried    Yes don't ever trust a woman    Until she's dead and buried    One day she'll say that she loves you    And the next day she'll throw you in the street       She'll smother you with kisses    When her birthday comes around    But as soon as she gets her presents    She'll down talk you all over over town    No don't ever trust a woman    Until she's dead and buried    One day she'll say that she loves you    And the next day she'll throw you in the street       She'll beg you for clothes and diamonds    Until you're all in hock    And then you'll come home one mornin'    And your key won't fit the lock    Don't ever trust a woman    Until she's dead and buried    Well, one day she'll say that she loves you    The next day she'll throw you in the street       She'll call you every mornin'    Every mornin' noon and night    She'll call you in between times    Just to see if you're doin' alright    She'll ask to borrow five    And then she'll beg for ten    And baby that five and ten    You won't ever see again!       Man don't ever trust a woman    Until she's dead and buried    One day she'll say that she loves you    And the next day she'll throw you in the street