COME ALL TO THE JUNIOR/SENIOR PROM   BIGGEST OCCASION   OF THE YEAR   AND NOW THE TIME WAS HERE    ALL THE GIRLS WERE GOING   THEY ALL HAD A DATE   BUT WHAT ABOUT JANE   WHAT ABOUT PLAIN JANE      SHE WASN'T PRETTY   KIDS MADE FUN OF HER   BUT SHE WAS GENTLE AS A KITTENS PURR   STILL SHE HAD TO FEEL THE PAIN    WHEN THEY CALLED HER NAME    PLAIN JANE POOR PLAIN JANE      OH HOW SHE WANTED TO GO TO THE PROM   BUT NO ONE WOULD ASK PLAIN JANE   POOR LITTLE GIRL LIVING IN A COLD COLD WORLD   AND LONELY SHE WAS LONELY AS COULD BE      BUT THEN THE PHONE RANG   SOMEONE ASKED FOR JANE    TEARS BEGAN TO FLOW LIKE RAIN   BUT THEY WERE TEAR OF JOY THE CALL WAS FROM A BOY   ASKING JANE TO THE PROM PLAIN JANE WAS GOING TO THE PROM      SHE WAS ALL EXCITED COULDN'T WAIT   GOING ON HER VERY FIRST DATE   SPENT THE WHOLE DAY GETTING DRESSED   HAD TO LOOK HER VERY BEST   BUT NOW ITS HALF PAST EIGHT    GUESS HER DATES GONNA BE LATE      MEANWHILE AT THE PROM    EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING BOUT THE TRICK THEY'D PLAYED   AND THE BOY WHO MADE THE CALL   HE WAS LAUGHING LOUDEST OF ALL   BUT THERE JOY TURNED TO TEARS INSTEAD   WHEN THE MORNING PAPER SAID A GIRL WAS DEAD   TO MUCH PAIN FOR A GIRL WITH A NAME PLAIN JANE   JUST TO MUCH PAIN FOR A GIRL WITH A NAME PLAIN JANE   JUST TO MUCH PAIN FOR A GIRL WITH A NAME PLAIN JANE