Well.. I've been beatin' the bushes all week long   Can't seem to save a dollar   Apartments empty I'm all alone   Won't you listen to a grown man hollar   The boss man's dead on my case   Keep your mind on the job and stay busy   My mind's been on his secretary   Lord have mercy...make ya dizzy      Why won't you take me home...baby      Chorus:   Why won't you take me home   Just tell me get back to fishin'   I ain't gonna go for no bait and switchin'   Why won't you take me home   Every man wants his secretary   The woman of his dreams   Monday through friday nine to five...she's all over me   We get to work and she starts flirtin'   Loves to play her game   I saw her out on saturday night   She didn't seem to know my name.      Tuesday I'm ready to scream   Wednesday I'm a little less mean   Thursday I'm ready for sin   Friday night let the games begin.      Chorus:   Why won't you take me home...   Why won't you take me home   Be stuck in the middle far too long   Hot diggity dog let's have some fun   Why won't you take me home...   Chorus:   Why won't you take me home...   Why won't you take me home   Just tell me get back to fishin'   I ain't gonna go for no bait and switchin'   Why won't you take me home...   Chorus:   Why won't you take me home...   Why won't you take me home   Be stuck in the middle far too long   Hot diggity dog let's have some fun   Why won't you take me home...   Why won't you take me home      Chorus:   Why won't you take me home...   Why won't you take me home   Just tell me get back to fishin'   I ain't gonna go for no bait and switchin'   Why won't you take me home...