Now?   You know my girl now?   No?      You know my girl just called me up   And she woke me from my sleep   You should have heard the things she said   You know she hurt my feelings deep      I'm gonna buy me a dog   A dog? A dog   Why? Why?   'Cause I need a friend now   Babe, you need all the friends   You can get, I'm tellin' you   I'm gonna buy me a dog   My girl, my girl, don't love me no how      Don't ruin my song man   It's the only song I have   It was ruined when it was wrote   Uh, where's the verse?      She used to bring me my, my newspaper   You don't even know where it's at   'Cause she knew where it was at   She used to keep me so contented   But I can teach a dog to do that      I'm gonna buy me a dog   You couldn't teach a dog to do that   You can only train elephants   'Cause I need a friend now   I need a friend now, now, yeah      I'm gonna buy me a dog   A dog, here Rover, Fido, Spot!   My girl, my girl, don't love me no how      One, two, three, four   One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, hike!   Eight, nine   Hike!   Hike!      I was late on that one   I just got back from Africa, you know   I was playing cards with the natives   Oh, Zulus?   No, I usually won, ah, ah, ah!      I wish I had a glass of water   Why? Ya thirsty?   No. I want to see if my neck leaks   I'd buy a raccoon, but John already has one   Thirty-five bucks   Where do I come in, here?      I, I'm gonna buy me a dog   Dog!   A dog hmm!   Yeah!   As I need a friend now   Yeah, yeah!   Boop, boop, sh-bop, bop, ramalama   I'm gonna buy me a dog   Want my girl?   My girl, don't love me no how, how      Now, now brown cow   I think I'm gonna buy me a dog, yes sir   I'm gonna buy me a dog   If I was looking for a word to describe what I'm gonna buy   I think 'dog' would be the word   Would it? Would it be dog?   It would be dog   Definitely dog      It would come springing from my lips   'Dog'   Springing from!   Let's get out of here   Springing from my   It's alright Tony, can you turn it off please   Can somebody open the door and let us out?   They are coming to take us away!