Did you see him when I was away?   I would have phoned but you'd spoil the trip   Will he be in the pub tonight?   I'll hate marriage and take a sip      Will he be yours as of today?   Will I never see you know if you're taken?   Are you still the wearing that ring?   When she told me I was a little shaken      Like a bird without the bed   Her sister says that we'll get wed   And I should tell you I adore you   But I'm sure it would just bore you