[Kimya:]   Mardi Gras came and went   All my money has been spent   How am I gonna pay the rent   Sitting on my ass      Who mistook the steak for chicken?   Who am I gonna stick my dick in   We're not those kids,   Sitting on the couch      My former life I had a sister   I abused her and I dissed her   She got swept up in a twister   First I laughed and then I missed her      Who mistook these baths for showers?   Who fucked up that Leaning Tower?   We're not those kids,   Sitting on the couch      Oh get on a Greyhound and ride away   Different dreams than yesterday   Tell your grandmas they're okay   Kiss their cheek and run away      'cause me and my friends are so smart   We invented this new kind of darts   Hit a bull's-eye and cut a fart   Smoking crack and cutting crack.      Who missed that thing on the ceiling?   Who is gonna hurt my feelings?   We're not those kids,   Sitting on the couch      Even your mother is a crook   But if I get a closer look   There's shit on every road you took   If you don't believe me, read your book.      Somebody's making a killing   Whose empty heart needs filling?   We're not those kids,   Sitting on the couch.      [Adam:]   Mardi Gras came and went   All my money has been spent   How am I gonna pay the rent   Sitting on your face      Who mistook the steak for chicken?   Who am I gonna stick my dick in   We're not those kids,   Sitting on the couch      My former life I was a high roller   Dropped my kids in the diamond stroller   Found my calling as a part time bowler   Treated my wife for a new three-holer      Who mistook these baths for showers?   Who fucked up that Leaning Tower?   We're not those kids,   Sitting on the couch      Oh get on a Greyhound and ride away   Live on birthday cake each day   Tell your grandparents that they're gay   Steal their money and run away      'cause me and my friends are so smart   We invented this new kind of art   Post modernist, throwing darts   Smoking crack and cutting crack      Who mistook this crap for genius?   Who is gonna stroke my penis?   We're not those kids,   Sitting on the couch      Oh people are shiny like a brand new book   But if you get a closer look   There's shit on every hand you shook   If you don't believe me, look at your hand      So who made all these things for killing?   Whose pussy hole needs filling?   We're not those kids,   Sitting on the couch      [Adam] Who am I going to stick my dick in?   [Kimya] Who mistook the steak for chicken?      [Together]   We're not those kids   Sitting on the couch   Sitting on the couch   Sitting on the couch   Sitting on the couch