You gotta have rain   to have a rainbow   You gotta have dick   To have a dick in your mouth   You gotta skin a rich kid   to wear a rich kid suit   And you've gotta know by now I think you're cute      The problem with kids today is they're   Always thinkin' bout getting laid   When they should just play some games   Like stick the dick in the hole   And you wanna know something grand?   The other night I met a guy named Chad   And he liked doing other things   Like playing hockey YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH NO   And I hear you got a digeridoo   And ah a (?) too   Why don't you come over and jam?   Hey… remember that time you fucked the jelly?      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NO!      Then came two   Me and you   You and me   And we're standing on our feet   Then came she   Then came he   They were we   Now we're flyin' on our wings   Into the night   We took our might   Black or white   With the power of our dreams, the power of our dreams      Gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet   She takes her coffee with a cigarette   She misses people she hasn't even met   She is me and you are listening to me sing   And you've got to want to fuck me   And you've gotta want to tickle my peeney   And you've gotta want to rub my vagiiineeeey      Hey, after this who wants to go shit in a condom with me?   If you fuckin' do, say “Cha cha cha.”   AUDIENCE: “CHA CHA CHA”      ADAM AND KIMYA: “Imperial Margarine- because we like it.”