Get the fuck out of here, I'm LL Cool   Soakin' wet with bad bitches in the indoor pool   Yo what am I, an animal?   'Cuz I bagged your's too      One bad mooley, and you can get pants, schooly   I'm the goat, what I wrote 'cuz fire and smoke   Think I started on the choir singin' solo for the Pope   Tell your mama please, get up off her knees      You can't wear yellow spandex wit a ass of cottage cheese   Open toed shoes, feet smell like collard greens   Toes kriss krossed like she on J. Dupris' team   Button your sittin' up like beach balls in the sand plus   A mouth full of rotten teeth with a dildo in her hand      Who the fuck let you in, all my assistants are fired   Now I'm lookin' for some washed up rapper that I can hire   You know some old school nigga wit a bit of attitude   Pay him fifteen hundred to fuck a girl in an interlude      You say I'm souped up, well, soup is good food   So what I scratch my nuts, how the fuck is that wrong   For so glowin', afro pickin'   S-curl hatin', Jamaican rum sippin'      Kid I'll burp on your girl butt cheeks   The honey had my nuts like two red beets   I'm bananas, out of my fuckin' mind they won't let me back in   'Cuz I was down before the hype like Dusty Rhodes and Bob Backlund      Bruno Samartino, Stan Staziak   Now The Rock and Stone Cold are my favorite maniacs   The top rooster pluckin', chickens when I'm cluckin'   WWF stands for When and Where we Fuckin'      Fuhgidabowdit, yo kid   Fuhgidabowdit, Fuhgidabowdit   Yo, Fuhgidabowdit   Yo, ey, Fuhgidabowdit   Ey, ey, Fuhgidabowdit   Eh, Fuhgidabowdit      Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo   I'm like Menace II Society   I roll through the drive thru like Kane   Jack you for the cheeseburgers and chicken wings, and datin's too   See my boys down the ride crack patience too      Bricks, walk around, snorkel down   Macaroni and cheese Timbs broke out the orphan house   Transportin' out, the poison in 'em   Box 'em up in the aisle with the frozen dinners      And them niggas that ran   My goal's to get 'em   With the heat seekin' flow wit, fo' antennas   Doc's Da Name, that's why y'all fuck wit me   I'm pocket change, the bums don't fuck with D      Objective in 'em, Carlo inspection sticka   Check the pen, I write like a X was in 'em   Teeth grittin', I brawl wit a major league mitten   Where the stash at   Yo, yo, punk, M takin' me wit him      Fuhgidabowdit, yo, Fuhgidabowdit   Ayo nigga, Fuhgidabowdit   Yo, yo, yo, Fuhgidabowdit   Yo dog, Fuhgidabowdit   Yo you heard, Fuhgidabowdit   Ayo you hear me, Fuhgidabowdit   Yo nigga, Fuhgidabowdit      Yo, this be the Cool J function, music get my blood pumpin'   Down for whatever, which usually means I'm up to somethin'   Who owe me somethin', them niggas in the back frontin'   They rockin' cuffs and, put the eight up, rappercussion      You know my name, so there's no need for introduction   I'm Mr. Done it all, so none of y'all can do me nothin'   Bitch I'm grown, puffin' on that one and bone   Bet me and Queen Bee be swingin' 'til the honey come      Backs get blown, trash get thrown   in headlocks, from this view, I'm fuckin' Star Jones   I'm red hot just like candy, in '95 won the Grammy   Yo, he use it as an ashtray now      Niggas can't stand or understand me, yeah   Either or, funky headhunter wild comanchees wit shitty draws   What's that shit, what shit, that shit on your lip   I can't smoke wit ya kid, but I'll save ya the clip      Fuhgidabowdit, ayo nigga, Fuhgidabowdit   Yo, what the fuck, Fuhgidabowdit   Yo, Fuhgidabowdit, uh, Fuhgidabowdit   Ayo dog, Fuhgidabowdit   Bitches can't stand me, Fuhgidabowdit   Still pullin' out pennies, Fuhgidabowdit      The shit I see every day brings tears to my eyes   How I holla at my niggas brings ears to my cries   Stick niggas for not knowin', then teach 'em somethin'   Bitch niggas talkin' 'bout you from the streets you frontin'      I never liked you, and you, I don't know   So what the fuck you think is 'sposed to happen, we gon go   Mono on mono, whatever nigga, I'm gon dust you   If you can't pick that afro, I'm gon bust you      Walkin' like you was a 'lil nigga 'cuz you is   And don't forget that daddy's gonna always love his kids   Crackin' niggas got the nerve to wonder why I rob, why   You guys will live while everybody else'll starve      That pretty shit is played, fuck what your name hold   Break a nigga off somethin', watch a nigga gain fo'   Now you layin' somewhere cold, stiff as shit   And all that riffin' shit, mens will get you hit, bitch   Fuhgidabowdit