[VERSE:]   The morning after our first trip to Green Bay    We headed off to the station of Greyhound    not thinking much what was ahead    Ahead of us the stinky people and the smell   The smell on this bus      [CHORUS:]   Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!    Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!   Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!   Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!      [VERSE:]   A 32 ounce of High Life and six sleeping pills    Were not enough to make me crash   So im still awake Jeremiah's gonna get some ass    From the girl next to him all of this to play one show with Goldfinger   What the fuck is wrong with us?      [CHORUS:]   Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!    Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!   Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!   Fuck the Greyhound bus      [BRIDGE:]   There's this girl next to Nick and she has    More hair underneath her arm pits than the four of us combined   The driver warned his friend with colored hair and tattoos    He'd kick us off if we acted up well I wish he would of   cause weve been sleeping on the floor for the past 2 nights   We're all out of beer   And all of this bullshit for a $99 fair       [CHORUS:]   So fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!    Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!   Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!   Fuck the Greyhound bus, FUCK YOU!   F it all!