There's a party in my honor at my house, tonight   A few of my ol' drinking buddies will be droppin' by   They'll come to celebrate my graduation   After eight long years of higher education      Here's to me, I finally passed the bar   As I drove by that ol' honky tonk still tuggin' at my heart   I never dreamed that neon night school would ever be so hard   I can't believe at last, I finally passed the bar      I've got an awful lot of memories that I can't recall   But I know from those old stories, I must have had a ball   Well, with the money that I spent on my tuition   What would you do hoss?   Well, I could retire and spend the rest of my life fishin', oh well      Here's to me, I finally passed the bar   As I drove by that ol' honky tonk still tuggin' at my heart   I never dreamed that neon night school would ever be so hard   I can't believe at last, I finally passed the bar      I was first in my class to the bottom of a glass   But it was killin' me, tell me about it   I used to get loaded   But now I've been voted most likely to succeed      Here's to me, I finally passed the bar   As I drove by that ol' honky tonk still tuggin' at my heart   I never dreamed that neon night school would ever be so hard   Well, I can't believe at last, I finally passed the bar   I can't believe at last, I finally passed the bar      Congratulations