Well, I've been saved by the grace of southern charm   I got a mouth like a sailor and yours is more like a Hallmark card   If you wanna pick a fight, well, I'm gonna have to say good night   I don't have to be hateful, I can just say, "Bless your heart"      And even though I don't belong with your high life friends   Doesn't mean we don't get together and try to make amends   It's easier can't you see? Let's agree to just disagree   We don't have to like each other but it's sure fun to pretend      So let's shake hands and reach across those party lines   You got your friend just like I got mine   We might think a little differently   But we got a lot in common you will see   We're just like you, only prettier      Everybody says you gotta know your enemies   Even if they only weigh a hundred pounds and stand five foot three   If you just smile and behave you can always get your way   It's a universal plan that'll get you where you can in all societies      So let's shake hands and reach across those party lines   You got your friend just like I got mine   We might think a little differently   But we got a lot in common you will see   We're just like you, only prettier, hey      Let's shake hands and reach across those party lines   You got your friend just like I got mine   We might think a little differently   But we got a lot in common you will see   We're just like you, only prettier      Well, I'll keep drinkin' and you'll keep gettin' skinnier   I'm just like you, only prettier