And now a message from the President of the United States George W. Bush   I've adopted sophisticated terrorist tactics   And I'm a dangerous, dangerous man   With dangerous, dangerous weapons   I want to drain the coal resources in America   And foreign sources of crude oil.   I'm a weapon of mass destruction   And I'm a brutal dictator   And I'm evil      [Verse 1]   I've got something that I must confess   I make a profit off people oppressed   I take the money 'til there's nothing left   And all I gotta say is Yippie Aye Yay      [Chorus]   Rio Grande Blood      I want money   I want yer money   I want crude oil   It's the government's money   I'm an asshole      [Verse 2]   I can't remember the world such a mess   Not for the companies I like the best   Exxon and Conoco - fuck all the rest   And all I gotta say is Yippie Aye Yay      [Chorus]   Rio Grande Blood      I want money   I want yer money   I want crude oil   It's the government's money      Breakdown   We went to war because of our dependence on foreign oil Haliburton   We went to war because of money   Haliburton   We will settle for nothing less than victory, victory   Haliburton   We will settle for nothing less than crude oil -crude oil      [Verse 3]   Squeezing the working class whom I detest   Taxing the poor so the rich can invest   I know I'm an asshole, but aren't you impressed   And all I gotta say is Yippie Aye Yay      [Chorus]   Rio Grande Blood      Rio Grande Blood   Rio Grande Blood   I want crude oil   Rio Grande Blood   I want money   Rio Grande Blood