Seen him there he'll have your guts for garters,   dont care where you come from,   he always finishes just what he started,   i wouldnt touch him with a barge pole,      hide the valuables away and lock the doors up nice and tight,   hope that you enjoyed your stay they say sarcastically polite,      the streets are lined with residential rude boys,   a gang of forty or more,   i got this feeling like im stuck in a time warp,   and its been programmed for 1994,      hide the valuables away and lock the doors up nice and tight,(lock your doors up)   hope that you enjoyed your stay they say sarcastically polite,      but now its all ok, we dont have to go back again,   get on the motorway, we'll be back in by quarter past ten,   and you can do the can can the hokey kokey, and karoke too   the opposite of foward, i glad that we came just to say that we witnessed the view,      hide the valuables away and lock the doors up nice and tight,   hope that you enjoyed your stay they say sarcastically polite