Yet ,Li , Sem   Microphone testing    1-2-3   In the place to be   wassup everbody? My name is Tai Mai Shu!   and I am going to be rapping for u today jus' a lil' freestyle   but first and foremost i'd like to thank Roadie style beyond compare   for getting my belt back and helping me promotion my skills   and in return i will teach them how to make one million dollars   And when you hear it you be like wow! I don't believe! So simple!   no skilled involved at all I could've thought of that myself   and then u be like what? What the hell? I don't believe!      Check it out though      I was cruisin down the street in my impala   they ask me who the girl in the car its jus my baby momma   I don't give a f**k about the hoe!   I sock that b**** in the jaw by surprise and pull the nails out ya toes   cus im to slick, gimme the hebbijebbies,   break in all the houses, steal all the TVs   Kick you daddy in the peepee, ya so u can see see   I run the corner n laughing hee hee, hee hee   get ur momma in a head lock o a full nelson   then i rip yor nipple out like chinese dude named wilson   then i rape his momma cus im too sexy   ish son take da dull shit!   Then I'm back in my impala, sickest ass '82   saw my friend young, his first name is eggfoo   alotta people don't like him, but i don't give a f**k   cus i stole you tv It's in my bubblegum bunker      I wish today was sunday so i can get a cheeseburger fo...   39 cents!   at mcdonalds (baby!)   and i wish it was wednesday so i can get a hamburger fo..   29cents!   at mcdonalds (baby!)      We will fight alone just as we used to do in those days   alright, fight just like we used to      i was talkin to this girl, they say she want to kick it.   i bust a nut in her eyeball and say u full of bull shit   then she look at me and she say f**k you.   i say no way i have to go to school.   im a happy chinese boy, i have alot to talk about   try to argue wit me i say get the hell out!   i likea old schoo(schoo), i likea new schoo(schoo),   mygirlfriend like my name, Nihon Tai Mai Shu   if want to take a look, i like to eat jaokk   what the hell make you say bookbookbook   i take my skill serious and always not for fun   i like to eat cho fun and ho jo yu wonton      chinese student go to school early in the morning   and I like to play kick ball inside the school yard   chinese student do homework and they study real hard   i walk by these good looking girls   and they say you smell like moth balls!      wow you do fight well   yeah whatever dude jus gimme a f**kin cup o' lice      I wish today was sunday so i can get a cheeseburger fo...   39 cents!   at mcdonalds (baby!)   and i wish it was wednesday so i can get a hamburger fo..   29cents!   at mcdonalds (baby!)      all my real chinese throw your hands up throw your hand up   all my real live chinese people throw your hands up   hong kong people throw your hands up throw you hands up throw your hands up   chinese people, japanese people, every people   throw them hand up      we wire! I am a warrior! we flashing on them!   i got 4's 4's so u kids dont going   i am real hard! peace outside! damn u! U know what im say