There was a day, not so long ago   I didn't feel so beautiful    I felt quite ugly   If my fans ever saw me like this, I might just (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!)   Scream    Yeah yeah yeah   Scream    Do my fans even love me   Do my fans even care   Would my fans try to beat me up,   If I stare   I do all the things    I do all the things   My fans do   Like farting   And burping   I also pick my nose   I poop and I pee wherever it goes   My boyfriend dumped me   'Cause I passed stinky gas   In his face   He thought I was cute,   But then a little diharrea came (oops)   Yup I am a poopie girl and I'm not   Beautiful   My momma bought me diapers and said   "Miley, you're way too old for this"   I cried farting all the way   I have poop    It goes everywhere   And yet, I'm still a celebrity   When I performed on tour   With the Jonas Brothers   You don't know how embarassing it was   I had to wear 4 diapers on stage    The kind that have air freshener    When I farted they said   "Someone took a poop on this tour bus, but who"   I farted loud again   They said    "Miley can't fart, she's a girl"   I had silent but deadly farts   With a little turd too   "Something stinks"   They said   I ripped off the diapers   "Aaaah that feels good"   I said   Soon, they saw the diharrea    "Cool, diharrea girl"    They said   I am Beautiul,   I'm not Miley,    I AM DIHARREA GIRL