Well, hello boy and girls come on in see the show   It's the mystical, magical, great dark carnival   Don't bother lookin' for parkin', get rid of it   It ain't like you ever comin' back you fuckin' idiot      The carnival emerges only when you about to die   Right now motherfucker, you about dead in the sky   So come and put your soul up on the murder-go-round   And we'll strap you down and send you into oblivion      I got a spike for your neck with my ninja blowgun   'Cause I be the juggalada Don Dada Lada shogun   I swings my sword down and split you in two   Before you even fall, I bitch smack both of you      Welcome to the carnival 50,000 Juggalos   Freaks and weirdos, and killers at our shows   I'm just glad we down with 'em, hate to be y'all   And have a juggalo shatter my skull, for the carnival      Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the dark carnival   Welcome to the show, bitch boy you dead   Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the dark carnival   Welcome to the show, dead, dead, dead, dead      Fuck you if you don't like it      Welcome to my exhibit, I be the Shaggs   Sit back and enjoy, relax your nipples and nutbags   It's only Juggalos here you know what we about   Swingin' hatchets, Faygo, and our dick in your mouth      So they call us a circus we accept the roll   We been sayin' that it's comin' for like 10 years or so   And everywhere that we from Alaska to Spain   We seein' Juggalos dancin' in the Faygo rain      Some of those at our shows feel a carnival high   I seen them jump from the stage and float off into the sky   They ain't never comin' back, their carnival has been found   And all we can do is dream about it smokin' 'em down      I got love for dead people and I hope to die   I got Neden waitin' on me up in Shangri-la   But if you really wanna hear the fuckin' devils exhibit   The shit is called hells pit run out and get it      Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the dark carnival   Welcome to the show, bitch boy you dead   Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the dark carnival   Welcome to the show, dead, dead, dead, dead      Juggalos said      When it's your time, death is near, step right up on over here   Games, prizes, shows, and rides, it's that carnival paradise   When it's your time, death is near, step right up on over here   Games, prizes, shows, and rides, it's that carnival paradise      Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the dark carnival   Welcome to the show, it's that carnival paradise   Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the dark carnival   Welcome to the show, it's that carnival paradise      And fuck the fuck outta you if you don't like it      When it's your time, death is near, step right up on over here   Games, prizes, shows, and rides, it's that carnival paradise   When it's your time, death is near, step right up on over here   Games, prizes, shows, and rides, it's that carnival paradise