Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun   But those rides just aren't for everyone   Bought my ticket I'ma have a run   In the maze (WHOOOO!)   If I don't come back or right away   Give me time at least a half a day   Don't just leave me lost and blown away   In the maze (WHOOOO!)   Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple   And I'm Jimbo Jizm    Welcome to the Dark Carnival's amazing maze   Over 5000 ways to get in, and no way out   Let's meet today's volunteer   This is Rick   We like to call him Rick the Dick   Dickface here is a wealthy entrepeneur   Who smacks his wife around   And buys his way in and out of everything   Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze      [Violent J]   What up bitch? I'm Violent J   I'll be your guide for today, k?   Good, got mad doors and mad floors   Hallways, crawlways, walls for nedens   Make a left just before you make a right   And your left should be to your right   If your lefts right, right?   Good, begin the show    Go on ahead boy and open up the first door   Welcome to a theatrical thriller   Meet Jack Doobie a serial killer   With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbow   You get it back if you make it out though   Fuck ain't no use crying all day   You need to take your bitch ass back down the hallway   You gotta be a man at least you learned   Everything you get in the maze you've earned   Keep runnin times a tickin on the clock   You might wanna tie that stump up with a sock   Turn right it might look the same   But you makin tracks through the room of thumbtacks   This really ain't shit   About a million tacks and the room spins a bit   If you stay on your feet you'll be okay   Oh let me get out of your way   Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff   That's right Jimbo   He looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that   You can always witness spectacles truly amazing    Within the amazing maze   Let's see where else Rick's adventures   Will lead the little dickwipe   Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your balls   Pick 'em all out and head right back down the halls   What's this? Dead end, doors locked    It's a long way back, just knock   Oh should've turned around no doubt   Ain't nuthin that we got to sit and argue about   Keep going make a left, right left   Now run straight ahead some more   Open up the door   Slide in the sheets, nice breeze   Relax ninja take it with ease   The maze is a place of magic   Many surprises, your dick rises   Lay down expect the best   In comes your lover with a hairy chest   Hello sexy I'm grim love   Let me have a look at your uhh milk dud   Aww shit you fell for that   I ain't gonna tell you got your hole ring tapped   All that dissin of the opposite sex   And look who just got they butthole flexed   Wait! What's that?    The walls are closing in, fuck dat   Hurry run for your life    Ohh he'll be alright   How's that sit with you Jimbo?   First he gets plugged with bullets   Then he gets his butt plugged   I think he's a fuckin idiot, Jeff   I mean what kind of asshole   Can't find his way out of this maze?   You gotta be a real dickbuffer   To wind up here in the first place   Right you are Jimbo    Let's watch the big dick fuck up some more   Alrighty ain't no need to fear   If there's a way out it's gotta be near   Hey yo look a phone   You still got one good arm so it's on   Can you hear? Ahh tongue in your ear   Drop it the phones got a life of it's own   Kiss me man hey come on   Slip down the slide go faster   Bed of nails, disaster   Quit screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door   Woods, trees you're outside   Lots of places for creeps to hide   Watch your step, AHHHH, backdraft   Caught your foot and the ankles left   Creepin off with your stump   Feel something in the rump   Holla's, yeah they gonna get you    How does it feel bitch get the picture   Back indoors hey at last    Look at your family behind the glass   They look weird, they're sayin something   Listen up, you've fucked up, you've fucked up   Oooh they're laughin and they're pointing at you   At least you know what they're sayins true   It's one last door you made it home, or   Or what? Once again it's on   Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun   But those rides just aren't for everyone   Bought my ticket I'ma have a run   In the maze (WHOOOO!)   If I don't come back or right away (Hey)   Hey man cut that shit   What the fuck man, happy friendly shit man   Fuck dat   It's supposed to be wicked in this bitch man   Turn that shit off