Welcome everyone   Nate it's good to see you back   People we have a new member today   I'd like you to meet him   He's gonna stand up and tell us   What's going on with him and   What he wants to change about himself   If you will   Ummm hello everybody   My name is Violent J   and I'm an axe murderer   (Hi Violent J)   Ok now remember we all have similar problems   And that's why we're all here   To help each other work them out   Well I just hope you guys don't think I'm crazy but uh   (Tell us, tell us, tell us, tell us)   Ok I will tell you if you don't tell no one else   Think I have a problem and I probably could use help   You know the midnight killer that's been all over TV   I'm not totally sure but I think it could be me   Something happens to me when I'm sleeping in the night   Wake up in my backyard with a shovel and a knife   Filling up a hole again I've dug up 32   I know all my dreams of murder probably all are true   I choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   Stab 'em (stab 'em)   Right   Choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   And sleep right through the night   Choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   Stab 'em (stab 'em)   Right   Choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   And sleep right through the night   I walk around my neighborhood in my slippers and my sweats   Snoring loud and mumbling steady squeezin necks   Never have to worry about traffic or the cops   All I have to do is stay away from donut shops   I remember napping time in kindegarten class   Wasn't quite a killer yet, I'd only beat some ass   Never very popular most kids would point and stare   That's why I bring the Nyquill and drink that shit right there   I choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   Stab 'em (stab 'em)   Right   Choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   And sleep right through the night   Choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   Stab 'em (stab 'em)   Right   Choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   And sleep right through the night   I think, well I hope it's like   All bigots and richies that I'm killing but   Probably an occasional innocent bystander every now and then   That's ok we all make mistakes   But are you absoutely sure that   It's even you doing these killings?   The more I think about it all I see that it could be   Everytime I meet a girl and bring her home with me   Wake up in the morning there's no sign of my sweetheart   Yet I see another hole is dug up in my yard   Denny's all night murders, and the Kinko's killing spree   Missing Sunday paper boys I can't believe it's me   I'm the only one from summer camp that made it home   Could this really be what's goin on?   Let me sleep on it   I choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   Stab 'em (stab 'em)   Right   Choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   And sleep right through the night   I choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   Stab 'em (stab 'em)   Right   Choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   And sleep right through the night   I choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   Stab 'em (stab 'em)   Right   Choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   And sleep right through the night   I choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   Stab 'em (stab 'em)   Right   Choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   And sleep right through the night   Ride around on possum back and eat with the racoons   Chirpin with the crickets naked underneath the moon   Every morning I wake up and check if I've been gone   Muddy boots, and Steak 'n Shake food wrappers on my lawn   I cannot imagine just to think what I have done   Sat there eating chili fries and slaughtered everyone   Tried to see a hypnotist to get inside my head   But woke up and found that bitch dead because   I choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   Stab 'em (stab 'em)   Right   Choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   And sleep right through the night   I choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   Stab 'em (stab 'em)   Right   Choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   And sleep right through the night   I choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   Stab 'em (stab 'em)   Right   Choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   And sleep right through the night   I choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   Stab 'em (stab 'em)   Right   Choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   And sleep right through the night   I choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   Stab 'em (stab 'em)   Right   Choke 'em (choke 'em)   Kill 'em (kill 'em)   And sleep right through the night   I choke em (choke 'em)