(Violent J)   If I was a Serial Killer    they would find all my victim's heads    in funky ass gas station toilets   And if I was a Serial Killer   I would be strange and deranged   and I would never change   If I was a Serial Killer   I'd be known as the smoker   Cause I'd cut off and smoke all they hair   and if I was a Serial Killer   I would sleep on broken glass and thumbtacks   and I would smoke mad crack      (Shaggy 2 Dope)   First thing I would do is kill a couple hotties   They'd always get some mustard up decapitated bodies   Dumped on State police law just before dawn   To let em know my ritual had begun   I'd crack a 40 with the devil tell him dig me a hole   cause I'm coming when I die until them I'm in control   This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I aint   but if I was I'd do my walls all blood red with blood paint   This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I aint   But if I was I'd never stop cause I know I can't      (Violent J)   If I was a Serial Killer   I would drive a black van   And I would ride around on college campus   And if I was a Serial Killer   I would walk among us and gain trust   Until I needed that rush      (Shaggy 2 Dope)   I'd park outside these bitches homes and then drive away   Then come back with my lights off this time I'm here to stay   I'd wear human bones around my neck and have my ceremonies   Then go back upstairs and microwave some macaronis   You know what's all up in my trunk   So don't ask me to pop it   Once I get out to my cabin   Then I'll finally unlock it   This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I'm not   But if I was I'd snap a photo once they died on the spot   This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I'm not   But if I was I'd know that I can't so I would never stop      (Violent J)   And I don't know myself anymore   (and I don't know who I am anymore)   And I don't know who to be anymore   (and I don't know who I am anymore)   And I don't know what to think anymore   (and I don't know who I am anymore)   Except that I am strange and deranged   (and I don't know who I am anymore)   And I will never change      (chorus)   I wanna hold up this hatchet   Psychopathic Records shit we'll burn the whole planet down   I wanna run with this hatchet   We gotta always kick the wicked shit we'll always be the same   I wanna hold up this hatchet   Fuck the world take me under bitch we trying to rule the tunnels,   The Tempest raining lightning balls of fire rain    ICP with Mike E Clark again   I wanna run with this hatchet   (Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus   Holding down the underground and you know this   I wanna run with this hatchet    You know this      Chop it on down   Chop it on down   I wanna run with this hatchet   I wanna run with this hatchet      (chorus again)   I wanna hold up this hatchet   Psychopathic Records shit we'll burn the whole planet down   I wanna run with this hatchet   We gotta always kick the wicked shit we'll always be the same   I wanna hold up this hatchet   Fuck the world take me under bitch we trying to rule the tunnels,   The Tempest raining lightning balls of fire rain    ICP with Mike E Clark again   I wanna run with this hatchet   (Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus   Holding down the underground and you know this   I wanna run with this hatchet    You know this      (Violent J)   If I was a Serial Killer    I would bury all my special projects   underneath the garden in my grandmother's backyard   And if I was a Serial Killer    I would be strange and deranged   And I would rock my hatchet chain