Okay everybody, it's clown time, a clown is here   Everybody sit around right here   Because 'Shaggy The Clown" has a present for everybody      I got your fuckin' present hangin' next to my nuts   Now, when I'm swingin' on my hatchet if it hits you it cuts   Don't make me chop your head in half   And smack the side with your cheeks   Because I haven't had my mineral in almost a week      Your fuckin' momma brought me here to entertain your ass   So no matter what I'm doin' I expect you to laugh   Now, when you see me do a trick and if it isn't even funny   Give me props, unless you want your little necks bloody      I could probably do a cartwheel or somethin' if you move the couch   But that ain't what I'm fuckin' about   I could sew your mouth shut and pump air in through your nose   And fuckin' pop your head but we'd get blood on our clothes      Look, I'm a wicked clown I ain't no fuckin' superhero   I ain't a big and scary dude, more like that little Rey Misterio   I'm quick to beat down all you little bitches right in front of your mom   And if the bitch get's heated tell her, bring it on      Oh, shit it's your birthday? Oh, no it isn't   It's somebody's birthday? Oh, no it isn't   Oh, shit it's your birthday? Oh, no it isn't   It's your birthday?      Sit the fuck down or it's everybody's birthday   Shut the fuck up      Oh, shit it's your birthday? oh, no it isn't   It's somebody's birthday? oh, no it isn't   Oh, shit it's your birthday? oh, no it isn't   It's your birthday? It ain't mine mothafacko