we' ve got funhouses,murder go rounds   house of horrors,and wax museums   tunnels of love,terror wheels   house of mirrors and killing fields      Verse 1:Violent J   aaah shit!   damn bitty bam   im violent j and i fucked your mom   and im leadin this spectacle in your town   we got magic and voodoo and wicked clownz   if people dont like these juggalo's   you can take these nuts and juggle those   if your scared to sleep    with your parents under the covers   i'll hex all three of you muthafuckas   we got bitches with bearded faces   hunchback acrobatic mental cases   serial murderin phsychopatchic's   and little rednecks with hatchets,chop!!!   in detroit we don't love tha crypt   but that don't mean i won't bitch smack that lip   we got full blood people ?   welcome to the greatest show on earth      Chorus:   (everyone come see the greatest show)   invite everybody that you know   (come and be down with the clownz)   give it to me   the magical thug carnival's in town      repeat      Verse 2:Shaggy 2 Dope   im shaggy the clown   and i dont give fucks   i push old ladies out infront of mac trucks   i picked your daughter up,never in need   dropped her off in the mornin smellin like weed   fuck chief simmons and his drunk ass clique   and every other rock band that stole my shit   we real juggalo's   with the dead we dance   and i'll kick your ass through your leather pants   i'ma wizard i sold wicked hex's   and made your nutsac bigger than texas   and as you cry how fragile it gets   i'll stomp it and throw bricks at that bitch   i'ma circus sideshow faygo fool   so fuck video shows and lalapalooza   your girl from a world five under the dirt   bring you the greatest show on earth,bitch!      Chorus(2X's)      Violent J:   everybody come see the greatest show   gather up all juggalo's and roll   (c'mon)   everybody come see the greatest show   gather up all juggalo's and roll   (c'mon)   everybody come see the greatest show   gather up all juggalo's and roll   (c'mon)   everybody come see the greatest show   everybody come,everybody come,everybody      Verse 3:violent j & shaggy 2 dope   (violent j)-next time it strikes on the chosen chord   spike clark puts it all through his ? board    me and shaggy recite the forbidden pass   that tell you that they're comin for your bitch ass   (shaggy 2 dope)-how can you tell if they're out to get ya   look in the mirror   see a clown that wit ya   first you see him next second he's gone   that can only mean that it won't be long   (violent j)-we did it   i'm still keepin it real   put triple dog dates on ferris wheels   strap my coffin up to em and roll   you can tell i'm comin 'cause i shake the floor!   (shaggy 2 dope)-tell your bitch ass mama that she can suck my dick   you see it got so crazy up wit my shit   (bitch)   nothin could stop us   nothin on earth   now witness the greatest show on earth!      Chorus(2X's)   (muthafucka!!!)      violent j w/backround vocals:   everybody come see the greatest show   gather up all juggalo's and roll   (c'mon)   everybody come see the greatest show   gather up all juggalo's and roll   (c'mon)   everybody come see the greatest show   gather up all juggalo's and roll   (c'mon)   everybody come see the greatest show   everybody come,everybody come,everybody      Chorus until end