Hello!   You have a collect call from Cuckoo   Please answer the following question, "Yes or no"   Will you pay for the call?      Is this on?   Gather around my wealthy friends and enjoy the horrifying sights   Only your worst nightmares could produce   Actual human beings of a deformed nature   Come at once, and come and indulge yourself   In our own twisted amusement of another's misfortune   Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, enter our three ring show of freaks      Ring one, a dung a dung dung   My name's Violent J and I staple my tongue   To the desk in school then I run down the hall   Scaring the shit out of all y'all bitches      Which is why you don't invite mine to your parties   Just 'cause I don't look like everybody   I guess they're bunch of richboys, bitchboys   Scary, bula!      And what's the big deal about my neck   Just because now and then I like to let it stretch   Up a couple feet to get a better sight   Is that any reason to scream and run in fright      No, so, now how ya gonna act?   So what if I got another arm growing out of my back   I guess, I'm just another freak show thing   And now they got me in the three ring      Three ring a ding a ding ding   People love to point and stare   Three ring a ding a ding ding   It's the same as everywhere      Three ring a ding a ding ding   People love to point and stare   Three ring a ding a ding ding   It's the same as everywhere      Ring two, how do you do?   I'm Shaggy 2 Dope, chicken-faced bitch, who?   You don't try to front ho   Try to play me out just 'cause I'm running with the sideshow      Or maybe it's the leg growing out my neck   But don't jet baby, heh, not yet   I'm popping in like a pound of lead   Black 'n' blue, his next roll and drop me on my head      Oh shit, I knew I had to fuck up my circuits   'Coz when I was two my momma left me at the circus   Abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows   Like bad boys, hermaphrodites and old man crow      But then I escaped to the ghetto zone   Started a crew of my own, motherfucker, I'm not alone   So don't be stickin' your finger in my face stank   Or your stomach might receive a shank from the      Three ring a ding a ding ding   People love to point and stare   Three ring a ding a ding ding   It's the same as everywhere      Three ring a ding a ding ding   People love to point and stare   Three ring a ding a ding ding   It's the same as everywhere      I certainly hope your enjoy yourselves   Here at our three ring exhibit   But to be honest I really don't see   What's so fucking funny about it   These fucking people are real!      Ring three, the ICP   Look if you want but I wouldn't lay a hand on me   That's how you get fucked up   We'll squeeze your windpipe shut      Yo, I'm a nerd word, I drink from the bird   Have Snake woman kick my love to the curb   She busted into my tent, now I'm fucked   Had the fat bearded lady in the buck, uh      Fuck that bitch, suck that   I was born with a wang but I never had a nut sac   Just two balls hanging with no protection so   I move real careful and slow      You can call me a weirdo, call me a freak   Call me Don Knots 'coz I'm getting on it every week, uh   So come see the carnival and threw me your change, bitch   I chill with the three rings      Three ring a ding a ding ding   People love to point and stare   Three ring a ding a ding ding   It's the same as everywhere      Three ring a ding a ding ding   People love to point and stare   Three ring a ding a ding ding   It's the same as everywhere      Well, that's it   I hope you're satisfied   I hope you had a good time   You fucking heartless bastards      You saw what you wanted   So grab your fucking kids   And that fat flop of shit wife of yours   And get the fuck out of our circus tent      You cold-hearted sons of bitches   You think they look fucked up   Just wait till I kick your   Fucking lips in a couple times      You'll be sittin' up here like a bitch   And we'll laughing at your folded ass   They'll call you lumpy after I done put knots   All over your fuckin' forehead      Yeah, hey, hey little boy, come here   How'd you like it if I tied your neck in a knot   You fucking little bitch   Come here, I'll shove that fucking corn dog up your ass      Get the fuck out of here   Show's fucking over   Get the fuck out of here   You fucking heartless bastards