(featuring Anybody Killa)      (Bum)   Change, please? Christmas change.      (ABK)   Happy holidays y'all, give me a gift   Let me sing a little jingle while you drink that fifth (Jingle Bells)   Tell Santa that he better stop frontin'   That cookie eatin' mother fucker never leavin' nothin'   But this year I swear I won't let it happen   Sleighs, gifts and reindeer we Christmas jackin' (gimme that)   Surround sound, hot chocolate for days   Bumpin' through the neighborhood, actin' like we paid (look what we got)   We had to get him, it was just that time   J and I was fed up, and we wanted to shine (wanted to shine)   But now we got anything you ever wanted   Yeah, he was old but he had a fat wallet (cha-ching)   Only workin' one day a year   With a plush-red suit and a iced-out beard   Slingin' snow in the north pole to a bunch of fiends   Little guys with big ears that make toys for free      Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa)   You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it)      (Violent J)   Uh, it was cold out, I seen a fat man comin'   I hid behind a chimney   And bust him in the skull with a bottle of Jim Beam   I rolled him off the roof and onto the driveway   And jumped in his sleigh ride and tried to fly away   Rudolph bossed off on me, he wouldn't move   I had to kick him in his ass, outta put him in groove   Take me to the hood, to all the poor little kids   This year, everybody about to get some good shit   We landed on a house, I went for the chimney   But the roof was feeble, I crashed through and smashed through the kitchen table   Daddy came bustin' out the bedroom strapped   Third shot blew off my Santa hat, fuck that   I ran out the back door and I hopped a wall   Steady whistlin' for the reindeer, but they're like fuck off, then took off   I almost caught a slug in the ass, and became a ghost of Christmas past over that shit (over that bullshit)      Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa)   You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it)   Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa)   You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it)      (ABK)   Dashing through the snow, smokin' lots of dro   Pullin' chicks with expensive gifts   Just to get that ho ho ho, you know what I mean   Don't get us wrong, we're gonna give to the kids   Super Santa's hookin' up all the little shits (here ya go)   And for the grown-up's, we gettin' to' up   A case of malt liquor, and a sack that makes ya throw up      (Violent J)   Santy Claus wears panty drawers   He never decked my halls, he can lick my balls   I got no chimney, but I left the door unlocked   Nothin' but pine needles and an empty sock   Thanks a lot and fuck off fatass   Why we need coats for kids if you so badass   Only rich boys get big toys from Santa   I waited all night in my pajamas mother fucker      (ABK)   Take your ass to bed. Fuck Santa Claus      Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa)   You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it)   Santa Claus, I hate you because (I hate you Santa)   You gave me nothin', now I'm takin' yours (I'll take it)      (ABK)   It's Christmas Eve, and if he show   He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know   It's Christmas Eve, and if he show   He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know   It's Christmas Eve, and if he show   He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know   It's Christmas Eve, and if he show   He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know   It's Christmas Eve, and if he show   He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know   It's Christmas Eve, and if he show   He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know   It's Christmas Eve, and if he show   He leavin' with a bullet hole, let him know