I am going out now, darling   Pass me my umbrella, darling   I wear it like a crutch to the ground   Like a shade and nothing comes down on me      I walk along beside the drivers   However do they drive so bravely?   When I still hear the bang   Sudden bang in my head      And the scar runs on my face   And on my hands, they held the wheel   And on my mind it was distracted      And saved from scarring anybody else   I'm lodged between the could haves, could haves   I want you to be proud of me, proud of me, proud   And how can you be?      When I wear my umbrella like this   When I dwell on myself like this   When I need to be reassured like this      You dance around with my umbrella   You dance around the obvious weaknesses   Around the room with my umbrella   You dance around the room with me   I see us in the mirror going by look at my happy face   See what you do for me