I saw the Abominable Snowman at the fair   Carnie says he's from Nepal   Take a look if you dare      Scabs on his clubbed feet   Smell of fish and chips in the air   Alone in his trailer   People come and pay to stare      For a couple dollars   You can see the freaks at the fair   Stand and laugh   Or you can just stare      Thank God, my kids don't look like that   Freakshow at the fair   Freakshow at the fair      Lobster boy, found half-way 'round the world   Modern science, keeps alive   A beautiful headless girl      Siamese twins or child in fins   Makes you cry   Seen her turn into an ape before your eyes      For a couple dollars   You can see the freaks at the fair   Stand and laugh   Or you can just stare      Thank God, my kids don't look like that   Freakshow at the fair   Freakshow at the fair      Where have all the freaks gone?   We don't see 'em at the fair   Have doctors found a cure?   Are they all locked up somewhere?      I saw the Abominable Snowman at the fair   Connie says he's from Nepal   Take a look if you dare      Freakshow at the fair   Freakshow at the fair   Freakshow at the fair