mom's yellin' get a job   dad's callin' me a slob   but i don't wanna work   for no minimum wage   i was late for class again   teacher gave me detention   and she said boy you better   start actin' your age      i wake up every single day   tryin' to think up a way   to get through   without gettin' pushed around by you      and i say woh-oh-oh-oh   and you say woh-oh-oh-oh   and we just don't care about that anyway   woh-oh-oh-oh      all the jocks think i'm a geek   they beat me up 3 times a week   and i couldn't get a girl to save my life   my neighbor says i got no taste   he thinks that my whole life is a waste   this comin' from a guy that beats his wife      parents are thinkin'   rehabilitation   principal wants to send me   on a long vacation   but they don't know about me   it's more than what they see   i'm not a teenage sickie   i know that 1 and 1 is not 3