I've got an enemy, he lives right down the street   last night he egged my house, and toilet papered my trees   this guy sucks at life, but he's good at pissing me off   I can never think of a way to tell him "that's enough"      there are a lot of enemies in this world   there is an enemy for everyone   If you don't believe me, you'll know it's true   when an enemy might pretend,   before you know, he's (she's) not your friend   you'll find out in the end      I've got an enemy who works with me everyday   he likes to talk a lot, he thinks he knows everything   he only shows respect when he is outta cigarettes   that way he can get them off of me