got the call an hour ago   said she's comin' to the show   oh no what are we gonna do now   because whenever she's there   i can stand and i stare at her long brown hair   and it all falls apart somehow      there'll be no rock 'n' roll tonight   the sound is really gonna stink   when she's right under the spotlight   i can't think      maybe the rain will keep her away   a flat front tire or a broken leg   maybe she'll just wanna stay at home   and we'll rock all night   i won't drop my pick and i'll get all the words right   but if she's there then we'll be doomed