Everybody says you're the brand new kid   But I don't even know you   You wanna place first in the meet tonight   Baby, I got somethin' to show you   Those Valley Kids   They got tricks up their sleeves   Those Valley Kids   They're just a big disease   You wanna roll around on your dirty knees   Baby, I'll be rooting for you      (chorus)   Assemble the bleachers   We don't need no teachers   Of all of the beautiful creatures   You gotta be the strongest you can be   To win this race   You gotta have a heart of fire   burning bright!   Cause everybody's counting on you now   To win this race   You can't let us down   You won't let us down   You can't let us down   You gotta win that race tonight      (sweet-ass organ solo)      (chorus)   (reprise 3x)