I'd like to make a documentary of everything that's occurred between you and me   Put us on an independent film for the whole entire world to see   ëCause everybody's watchin' you and me, cause they can't seem to just let it be   So let's put us on a television show to ease their curiosity      It's an E true story, sex and drugs and tragedy   The next cliche we found God and the rest is history   And the whole wide world was watchin' Billy Bob and Angelina Jolie...huh! No!      The way I feel   (uh huh)   The way I feel   (that's how I feel)   the way I feel   (this is real)   that this is real      I'd like to make a comedy of everything that's occurred between you and me   put it on a television show, in place of that Anna Nicole Smith Stupidity   Cause everybody loves an idiot; cause it makes them act more intelligently   So lets stop the show survivor and show them what's reality      You and me are sinkin' on the good ship lollipop   There's only one life preserver to make the drownin' stop   And I veto the vote to get kicked to the curb   Kicked to the curb, kicked to the curb   So hold my hand and hold your nose   And get ready for a moon lit dip honey      The way I feel   (Uh Huh)   The way I feel   (That's how I feel)   The way I feel   (This is real)   That this is real      Let's go on a talk show spree Oprah Winfrey will you give us some money   And then Jenny Jones can give me a makeover when you lose interest in having sex with me   And when we're married and ready for babies Ricky Lake will help prove that it's yours   And then we'll go on the Price Is Right and see what's behind those golden doors      (Gasp) It's a refrigerator   (Gasp) It's a car   (Gasp) It's a brand new house   (Gasp) It's a trip around the world      There's no more secrets to reveal   We can admit that this is real   I can't escape the way I feel   We can admit that this is real      The way I feel   (Uh Huh)   The way I feel   (That's how I feel)   The way I feel   (This is real)   That this is real