I was riding on a concrete slab   Down a river of useless land, it was   Such a beautiful day, I heard a witchdoctor   Say, "I'll turn you into a toadstool"      I'm looking for the dope with a microscope      My muscle's twitching on your words   If you're on the streets, you lose your nerves   Divinity throws you a curve sticks you   And then you go berserk, harboring no inspiration      I'm looking for the dope with a microscope      Page out of a comic book   A chicken hanging on a hook   A river and a babbling brook   A sermonette of teenage smut      Shaking my hand at your fake face   A suicidal certain look, a microphone   A loose guitar, people feeling near and far   Stupidity a mental scar      Oh cruelty, oh cruelty   As life goes by you in a blur   An alcoholic at the bar   Everything just goes to far      I was pissing on the desert sands   When the desert whispered to me   IT said, "Isn't this a shame? Things will   Never be the same", I run this gas and oasis      Now, I'm looking for the dope with a microscope      I was a teenage dinosaur, stoned   And obsolete, I didn't get fucked   And I didn't get kissed, I got so fucking   Pissed using my head for an ashtray      Now, I'll tell you who I am, I'm the Repo Man   And I'm looking for the dope, looking for the dope   I'm looking for the dope with a microscope