What if your brain   Unexpectedly and suddenly   Picked out things to flip around   And view a lot differently?      What if blue sky   All of a sudden they turned a purple hue?   We would shit a brick the size of all of it   What if?      What if I was just dreaming?   What if I lived in a pear?   What if my watch read   Four dot dot two o every hour, every day?   You can bet your dollar I'd be happy      I forgot to remember   I forgot to remember my pain   Take me to your leader   Or die by the fly guy      What if mothballs   Hangin' around too close to microwaves   Suddenly woke up and said   "Take me to your leader   Or die by fly guy"?      He'll push you out   No wings attached   Just do as I say, no mistake   He'll blow away      What if I was just dreaming?   What if I lived in a pear?   What if I had a mustard drenched   Cucumber tied to my leg   And I did not want my pants to get dirty?   What if this, what if that? Go      I forgot to remember   I forgot to remember my pain   Take me to your leader   Or die by the fly guy      I forgot to remember   I forgot to remember my pain      My pain   Forgot to inject my cocaine   Forgot to apply my Rogaine   Forgot to remember my pain   Pain, pain      I never think, I never thought   Oh, maybe I'm insane   I think I like being   Way the fuck out of my brain      I never think, I never thought   Oh, maybe I'm insane   I think I like being   Way the fuck out of my brain      I forgot to remember   I forgot to remember my pain   Take me to your leader   Or die by the fly guy      I forgot to remember   I forgot to remember my pain   Take me to your leader   Or die by the fly guy