I've got a crush and it's crushing me to death,    smashing my mind and stealing my breath,    switching up the music it's getting pretty loud,    like a five foot six gorilla jumping from the crowd.       Impossible's wuss-corp,   pick it up! take position!    we're coming in low on a top-secret mission!       Bombadeer,    direct hit!    Kamikaze screaming fit,    my girl's taking over the pit!    Kamikaze! Kamikaze!       (x4)      Getting in the ring she's a real prize fighter,    rosy red cheeks, pull your teeth out with pliers.    Load her up, cock her back, take aim and shoot her,    just like kung-fu she's a bad motor scooter!      Impossible's wuss-corp,   pick it up! take position!    we're coming in low on a top-secret mission!       Bombadeer,    direct hit!    Kamikaze screaming fit,    my girl's taking over the pit!    Kamikaze! Kamikaze!      (x3)