Shirley Depressed,   She is a mess.   I wonder what's behind her plastic breasts   She is convinced everything's fine   There's nothing I can say to change her mind   What the hell is wrong with you?   What am I supposed to do   To get you out of your bedroom?   She wants to be alone   Shirley wants to be alone   Shirley Depressed,   She is obsessed   With her ex-boyfriend that treated her like shit   Waiting in line,   wasting her time   For someone that she should've left behind   When will she ever get a clue?   That you have better things to do,   Than sit and cry inside your room