Is that the clown service I'm callin'?   I've made a fool of myself again   There's a hole in my pocket a patch on my pants   My shoes let in water I'm feeling you're here      Look up the smile service operator   I've got some frown lines that need to be read   I look in the mirror, I sigh all the time   The face that I see, I know it ain't mine      Ooh we lady, if I had my baby   I wouldn't be wastin' your time   Ooh we lady, if I had my baby   I wouldn't be blockin', blockin' your line      Is that the love service I'm callin'?   Come on over mend my broken heart   Was it so silly, was Cupid so stupid   Or maybe it wasn't to be that way at all?      Ooh we lady, if I had my baby   I wouldn't be wastin' your time   Ooh we lady, if I had my baby   I wouldn't be blockin', blockin' your line      Is that the clown service I'm callin'?   I've made a fool of myself again   There's a hole in my pocket, a patch on my pants   My shoes let in water I'm feeling you're here      I look in the mirror, I sigh all the time   The face that I see I know it ain't mine   Was it so silly, was Cupid so stupid   Or maybe it wasn't to be that way at all?