So this is Great Britain   And welcome aboard   A sinking ship that's full of shit   And someone nicked the oars      With failing false economy   And anti-punk autonomy   Our once unique Identity's   Been washed from our shores      This is Great Britain   And these are our whores   David and Victoria   There's hope for us all      You can rule Britannia   The media will marry you   They build you up and knock you down   Just like the Berlin Wall      In a land of hope and glory   Do we really rule the waves?   The truth is a different story   We're all just a bunch of slaves      Yeah, this is Great Britain   So let's raise a jar   Just look at Georgie Best   And how it got him so far      The prince of pleasure lost his crown   By getting high and getting down   The alcoholic anti-hero's   Visibly scarred      Come on Great Britain   Let's sleep around   Sex is so much funnier   You better spread it around      It really is infectious   And your soul is nothing precious   So grab some meat and treat your loins   To that by which they're bound      In a land of hope and glory   Do we really rule the waves?   The truth is a different story   We're all just a bunch of slaves   Just a bunch of slaves, just a bunch of slaves      We'll soon be state Britain   If our best friends have their way   Just another star upon the flag across the waves      We'll soon be state Britain   If our best friends have their way   Just another star upon the flag across the waves      In a land of hope and glory   Do we really rule the waves?   The truth is a different story   We're all just a bunch of slaves   Just a bunch of slaves, just a bunch of slaves