It's Christmas in Hollywood   Santa's back up in the hood   So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck   It's Hanukkah in Inglewood   The dradles spinning in the hood   So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk      Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas      It's Christmas in Hollywood   Santa's back up in the hood   So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck   It's Hanukkah in Inglewood   The dradles spinning in the hood   So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk      Just a little story about last Christmas   About some bad kids who were full of wishes   We gave some gifts and we gave some lovin'   The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin'      Little Timmy stole from 7-11   So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens   We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin   But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents      Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack   So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack   He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack   So we took the beer back and I fucked him in the ass      It's Charlie Scene, got eggnog in my flask   The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped   Like, oh, my God, is that Saint Nick?   Kids give me your list like it's the 25th      Been accused of being a bad kid   But I get presents as is   Mrs. Clause just Myspace'd me   I blew off a date on Christmas eve      So I don't give a fuck if your naughty or nice   You might still get a Rolly and a gang of ice   So write your list and never have no fear   Have a Hollywood Christmas and an undead new year   Fuck you      Now watch the language, ho, ho, ho      It's Christmas in Hollywood   Santa's back up in the hood   So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck   It's Hanukkah in Inglewood   The dradles spinning in the hood   So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk      I'm 'bout to serve it up for for all you boys and girls   Good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz   We were chilling at home and decking the halls   So I checked my phone and Santa had called      He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve   He said that his jolly ass needed some help   He said Christmas ain't a gang but a way of life   If you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife      So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle   Funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle   So we all took flight but something was fishy   He asked for road ahead and started to kiss me      Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows   Instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildo's   I pulled down his beard and it was a monster   It wasn't Saint Nick, it was a fucking imposter      When we found out he started to pout   I took my bandanna and I choked him out   I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth   Hijacked his sleigh and headed down south      I had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest   Met a lot of Jeff's but this one was shadiest   When it comes to cheer that motherfuckers a Grinch   So if you don't like Christmas, fuck you, bitch      You kids are in big trouble, oh, boy, ho, ho      It's Christmas in Hollywood   Santa's back up in the hood   So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck   It's Hanukkah in Inglewood   The dradles spinning in the hood   So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk   Let's get drunk      Let's get drunk, let's get drunk   Let's get drunk, let's get drunk   Let's get drunk      It's Christmas in Hollywood   Santa's back up in the hood   So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck   It's Hanukkah in Inglewood   The dradles spinning in the hood   So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk   Let's get drunk      It's Christmas in Hollywood   Santa's back up in the hood   So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck   It's Hanukkah in Inglewood   The dradles spinning in the hood   So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk      It's Christmas in Hollywood   Santa's back up in the hood   So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck   It's Hanukkah in Inglewood   The dradles spinning in the hood   So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk