Verse One: Phife Dawg       Went to Carvel to get a milk shake   This honey ripped me off for all my loot cakes   The car oh yeah there's money in my jacket   Somebody broke into my ride and cold macked it   Yo tip I tell you man the devil's tryin it   But I'm goin to stay strong cause I ain't buyin it   Tonight I'm taking Sherry out, I don't have jack to wear   You know I gots to look dipped in the fresh new gear   Cool I found something so I ironed it   I then got caught up on the phone, oh shit I'm fryin it   Will someone tell me what did I do to deserve this?   I think I'll, pull out my suit for Sunday service   My little brother wants Barney, cool I'm gettin it   Took him down to Kay-Bee, they ain't sellin it   Here we go with the cryin, yo he's throwin fits   My blood pressure's blowin up, I can't take the shit   Finally got what he wanted now he's good to go   Again the ride was smashed, where's my radio?   One time the car was in the shop I had to borrow see...   They had no mercy on the car they almost killed me   Where the hell can Nicki be? I'm gonna smack her up   I got the tickets for the Knicks and she cold stood me up   I need to hit a honey off, Jarobi pass the phone   Pulled out my book of hoes, oh yo Sheila's home   Steady smilin like a mother yo I'm read' to bone   Went down to hon, she's in the red zone   Stressed out more than anyone could ever be   Forever tryin to clear the samples for my new LP   Everybody knows I go to Georgia often   Got on the flight and I ended up in Boston   With all these trials and tribulations yo I've been affected    And to top it off, Starks got ejected      Refrain: Phife Dawg      Problems, problems, problems, woe is me I'm havin    problems, problems, problems..      Verse Two: Phife Dawg       Just last week my girl was stressin me   Now her best friend be underssin me   Well I was lovin her by the moon ray   Now I'm tricking on her like Kinte' (c'mon)   Bought a bag of izm from the smoke shop   Walkin towards the car, here come the damn cops   Now I'm station bound for the thai sticks   I bought it for my man, I don't believe this shit   Coach sat me down from the ball team   Cause I was breakin niggaz on the inseams   Some niggaz cross town was tryin to stick me   All I had was shorts, a dollar fifty   Picked up this girl in the hooptie   Just because I rhyme she tried to soup me   Pay for this, pay for that, loot for nails and hair   Who the hell you think I am, Mr. Belvedere?   Go and get a bloody job, then can we look cute   Even if you give me boots, you'll neva see my loot   She wasn't even all of that just another hooker   So I turned that ass away, quick like Chucky Booker   Sometimes you got put the hoes in their friggin place   Just move from in front me with your botty face!      Refrain: Phife Dawg      Problems, problems, problems, Lord knows I'm havin    problems, problems, problems, Jesus Christ I'm havin   problems, problems, problems, pray for me I'm havin   problems, problems, problems..      Yeah   Yeah..   Just lay down your burdens by the riverside   Hah, and you'll be alright, knowhatI'msayin?   Love and peace from Phife for '93, knahmsayin?   Tribe Called Quest, Shaheed and Tip   This is how we flip      My man Muhammad in the house, huh [come on, come on]   Zulu Nation in the house, huh [come on, come on]   SubRoc is in the house, huh [come on, come on]   My man Skeff is in the house, huh [come on, come on]   Jarobi White is in the house, huh [come on, come on]   Bob Power in the house, huh [come on, come on]   My man Eric in the house, huh [come on, come on]   My man Nitro in the house, huh [come on, come on]      Refrain: Q-Tip      Help me out y'all, help me out now   Help me out y'all, help me out now   Help me out God, I really need ya   Help me out now, I really need ya   Help me out y'all, help me out now   I'm havin problems, help me out now   Really need ya, to help me out now   Help me out y'all, help me out now   Help me out y'all, help me out now   Help me out y'all, help me out now   Help me out God, I really need ya   Havin problems, help me out now..      [help me, help me, help me, help me, help me, help me   help me, help me, help me, help me, help me, help me.....   .....MUHAMMAD!!]