Her hair it always looks a mess   She could be under stress miss teazyweezy   Why do i let her get my goat   It gives her time to gloat miss teazyweezy   She declares war on everyone   Be careful with your tongue miss teazyweezy   You could call it civil defence   She's probably too tense miss teazyweezy      Oh miss teazyweezy see what you have done   Oh miss teazyweezy she's only having fun      Her hair's a state declaring war   And life's a dreadful bore for teazyweezy   South africans can rock her jeep   By trying to be deep with teazyweezy   With scissors ready in her hands   Nobody stands a chance she's so bloodthirsty   With duelling like you've never seen   I call her african queen she'll do her worsty      Oh miss teazyweezy see what have you done   Oh miss teazyweezy she's only having fun