Johnny was a bad boy, he was juvenile delinquent   He had his picture on the wall of every precinct   He had a rep of hanging out with his homies   Puffin' on the blunts and sippin' on the forties   But when he spoke, nobody would listen   And when he was home, yo, his parents they would diss him      They called him a bum, a worthless piece of shit   So over this he had a fit   And now he grabs his bag and heads for the door   And walks to the neighborhood liquor store   Pulls out a gun, tells the old man, "Hit the floor"   Then breaks open the register drawer      Pulls out the money, stuffs it in his pocket   Points his pistol then he starts to cock it   The man panics and gun goes off   Stupid old fool made Johnny blow his head off   But he don't care 'cuz Johnny was thought   It ain't a crime if you don't get caught      It ain't a crime if you don't get caught   It ain't a crime if you don't get caught   It ain't a crime if you don't get caught   That's how it is, homie, like it or not      Now coming out store, Johnny shot two Haisidic Jews   And when he got home his face was on the news   His mom freaked out, told him get the fuck out   That when the pigs rolls up, so yo, he ducked out   He hit the backdoor like his name was Carl Lewis   Skipped to the pay phone to find out where his crew is      He called up his homeboy Jose, "Word up"   "Can I come over my man?" he said, "No way   A cop was here, he was looking all over for you   But I told the pig that I didn't know you"   He said, "Cool, meet me up at the school   I need a ride 'cuz I'm wanted for homicide"      Johnny got a gun and now he's on the run   But he don't care to him this shits fun   Now that he's an outlaw sorta like Robin Hood   The hard rock hero of the whole neighborhood   If they catch him he'll wind up in court   But it ain't a crime if you don't get caught      It ain't a crime if you don't get caught   It ain't a crime if you don't get caught   It ain't a crime if you don't get caught   That's how it is, homie, like it or not      It ain't a crime if you don't get caught   It ain't a sale if it don't get bought   It ain't a show if I don't get paid   She ain't a hoe if you don't get laid