Check it out, everybody in the house, check it out   The House of Pain is in full effect      Call me the corn fed, pecker wood, redneck cracker   White bread, shit kickin', Irish beat jacker   Comin' with the style of a Celtic rebel   Those who ain't on my level call me the blue eyed devil   But that's just because they don't know what I know   And that's just because they can't flow like I flow   I rip shit, dip shit, so what you gotta say   Why you wanna play, I fuck you up with no delay      And knock your motherfucking fronts out   Smoke my Philly blunts out, my Buddha never runs out   I turn the little scunts out   And I got the hookers callin' me pops   Once their cherry pops, ever last gets all the props   I'm hittin' skins from here to Copenhagen   I bed the wenches 'cause you know I'm a pagan   The House of Pain, that's the name of my crew      You don't like it, tough luck, what the fuck you gonna do   Nothin', you ain't sayin' nothin'   You need to start puffin' and relax   Or you'll wind up gettin' taxed   For your money, for your jewels, for your car, for your ho   My crew, they start trippin' while I'm rippin' up the show      Mickey mouse, you know he's in the house   I said mickey mouse, you know he's in the house      One for the road, this is one for a road   For my man Matt champ, this is one for the road   Tura lura lura, tura lura lie   Tura lura lura, that's an Irish lullaby   No need to act fly, you'll be sayin' nighty-night      The place you're in is right if you're lookin' for a fight   Step up, your blood, I spill it   Put on the beat, I kill it   I'll burn ya like some bacon that's been fryin' in my skillet   Move over sizzlean, my favorite color's green   But I'll beat ya black and blue, 'cause I'm always with my crew      Mickey mouse, you know he's in the house   I said mickey mouse, you know he's in the house   Mickey mouse, you know he's in the house   I said mickey mouse, you know he's in the house